Today is Friday, October 29. It is the 302nd day of the year with 63 days to go.
In 1929, Wall Street crashed on Black Tuesday, the start of the Great Depression.
Indian police have arrested a man after an anonymous tip suggesting that the man would attempt to smuggle diamonds. Although the tip was very vague, police caught the guy after he landed in India. They searched his person and his luggage but found no evidence of diamonds until someone noticed how uncomfortable he seemed. The man claimed that he had hemorrhoids. They took him to a doctor to be examined. They didn’t find any hemorrhoids but an X-ray revealed that the man had diamonds in his stomach. They fed him laxatives and approximately six hours later, he passed several diamonds worth $337K and $674K. The man admitted that he was a frequent human courier. He would swallow up to 50 condoms filled with diamonds and get paid approximately $225.
That’s it? You carrying around more than half a million dollars worth of diamonds in your gut and all you get is $225? Haha. I’m sure the man is worried about family back home, but I would take the diamonds and skip town, crap them out somewhere and live like a princess on my own private island. The things people do for money. But oddly, I’m surprised human diamond couriers don’t get seriously injured. I’ve heard about drug mules that swallow the drugs and sometimes they overdose when the condoms or balloons bust open, but diamonds are the hardest substance on earth. Wouldn’t they cut through the condom and start cutting up your inside if you make too many odd movements? Somehow $225 is not enough money for this occupational hazard.
Have You Had Your Lawsuit Today?
A Brazilian man who worked for McDonald’s for 12 years has sued the restaurant chain claiming that he got fat while working there. The man, a manager, said he felt compelled to taste the food everyday in order to ensure quality standards. He said mystery clients would visit the restaurant to test for food, service and cleanliness. He said in order to meet those standards, he had to eat everything. He also said that McDonald’s offered employees free lunches. He gained 65 pounds while working there. The Brazilian court has awarded him $17,500.
This is completely lame. I am quite sure he did gain the weight by eating McDonald’s food for 12 years, but is there really a way they could prove it? He could have also been going home and shoving Krispy Kreme donuts in his stomach. Since he was “tasting” the food everyday and eating the free lunch everyday, did he even bother to exercise at all? Just because it is free doesn’t mean you have to take it. And tasting food doesn’t require you to eat everything. Some people fail to take responsibility for their own mistakes. Anyway, all he got was $17,500 which doesn’t even pay for gastric bypass.
Speaking of Lawsuits
A judge in Manhattan has decided that a 4 year old little girl can be held liable in a lawsuit. This whole situation began when the 4 year old girl and a 4 year old boy were outside racing their bikes with training wheels on the sidewalk. While they were racing, an old lady was coming down the sidewalk and the two kids accidentally ran into her. The old lady fell and was “seriously and severely injured.” She had to have hip surgery and she died 3 weeks later. Both of the kids’ parents were present at the time of the incident. The old lady’s family is suing the two kids for negligence. According to the judge, children under 4 are incapable of negligence, but children over 4 can be negligent. The little girl was three months shy of her fifth birthday at the time of the incident. The judge said that the kids engaged in risky behavior. Just because the parents were present doesn’t make any difference since the parents were only supervising and not encouraging the children. The judge said that any “reasonably prudent child” would not engage in risky behavior whether or not a parent was present. If the parents had encouraged their behavior then the parents would have been sued, but since the parents were only supervising, then the kids are eligible to be sued.
And you wonder why this country is going into the toilet. Seriously? Seriously. A 4 year old is a reasonably prudent child? Has anybody ever heard of anything called an accident? Two small kids riding on their bikes with TRAINING WHEELS are having a good time and they accidentally run into an old lady. First of all, why didn’t old lady try to get out of the way? If you see two small kids barreling towards you on some bikes, common sense would tell you to get out of the way. Yeah, the kids SHOULD stop but if you’re an adult and they are 4 years old, who do you think should make the command decision? I would feel differently if the kids were 16, or even 8 years old, but 4? That’s just ridiculous. I wonder what the family of the old lady hopes to gain by suing 4 year olds? Well, they’re five now, but still. It is unfortunate that this happened, that the old lady died as a result of her injuries, but the kids did not have malicious intent. It was an accident, a terrible accident.
I Now Pronounce You Swine and Wife
Two hotel workers from the Maldives have been arrested after they were caught taunting a couple during their marriage ceremony. The unknown couple, who may be French or Swiss, were renewing their vows on the island and had a foreign wedding officiator. Instead of reciting typical marriage vows, the officiator said, “Your marriage is not valid. You are an infidel. You are an atheist. Your children are bastards. You are swine.” The officiator was speaking in another language and the couple was smiling happily because they thought he w as giving them the marriage vows. Someone recorded the wedding and someone else made the translation that the officiator was not reciting the correct words, but really cussing them out at their wedding ceremony.
That is so messed up! First of all, why would you have a wedding in a language you don’t even know? You can’t really repeat vows in another language and you have no idea what you’re even saying. This man was calling them infidels, pigs, calling their children bastards and they were just standing there smiling at each other, so in love, while they were being clowned. The Maldives is a popular resort destination. People spend a lot of money to get there and to stay in the luxurious hotels there. So you pay all that money for someone to cuss you out at your own wedding. And that’s how you’ll remember one of the most important days of your life: a swine infidel with children who are bastards.
Numerous politicians have seized power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians. ~David Brinkley