Misadventures of the Village Idiot #70

As much as I love being social and hanging out with my friends, sometimes you just need some time to yourself to recharge, renew and revitalise.

Friday
I have to say that it was a pretty relaxing weekend spent doing what I want to do.  Since I had done all of my errands on Thursday, I was able to get right into bed for my after work nap on Friday.  The weather promised to be extra nice and it was.  Nearly 75 degrees by the time I got out to Centennial Park.  It was an absolutely perfect day for a run around the lake, and since it was still quite early it wasn’t overly populated, just a few soccer moms and some retirees.

I did about 3 miles in a good paced run, then slowed it down to a walk for my second time around the lake.  I would have been glad to spend the rest of the day out there but too much of anything can be a bad thing.  I headed back home for a quick shower and change, and then decided to get some sushi from Sakura.

I was emailing Deb back and forth all day.  He said he would be very busy this weekend and we probably wouldn’t meet up.  Quite frankly, I was glad.  Three weeks ago I said that I was interested in getting into a relationship, today I’m feeling like I don’t want the bother.  I hate trying to plan things with other people, especially people who are flaky and unreliable.  Not saying that he is flaky, because he isn’t.  I think I feel a certain way about him.  We have a lot in common, which is important to any relationship but I think he brings a lot of baggage that I am not in the mood for.  Plus, he really doesn’t have a stimulating personality.  He’s technically smart but doesn’t lend much to a conversation.  I’m not sure how else I could describe it.  Really, this could be my same syndrome that I do with anything.  When I first get something I like it and then after awhile I get bored with it and find reasons not to like it anymore:  just like I do with apartments.

I think my concerns are warranted though.  You should read these lame ass emails he sends me.  I asked him, “How was your weekend?”  He responds, “It was great.  Thank you for asking.”  He asks, “What are you doing today?”  I tell him what I’m up to.  He says, “I hope your day goes according to plan.”  End of conversation.  Even when we speak face to face our conversations are dry like this.  I thought it was a case of he’s just not that into me but he still keeps calling me, so I don’t know.

Anyway, I sat in the sushi restaurant for awhile and then decided not to go to the movies like I originally planned.  I guess all that fresh air really got to me.  I was so damn tired, plus I planned on going into work early Saturday morning to make up some hours.

Saturday
Well, I never made it into work, which is a testament to how tired I was.  I woke up at 5 and was like, no, I need more sleep.  Six AM.  No, need more sleep.  I had to force myself to get up at 7 because I planned to go on a day hike with my hiking club.  The crazy thing was after I got all ready, I got an email that said the hike was cancelled, right when I was getting back into bed, they sent an email that said the hike was back on.  Make up your fucking mind!

I signed up to hike part of the Appalachian Trail, Crampton’s Gap, Fox Gap, Turner’s Gap and the original Washington Monument.  I was so dumb, when I read the description I thought we were hiking from the country to the city.  I was confused by the Washington Monument part, but then I soon realised there is another Washington Monument, a different one.

Anyway, the hike turned out to be way more than I expected.  The hiking group is pretty good about describing what the hike is about:  how long, the elevation, the terrain, how difficult or easy it might be, and how fast the group plans on going.  Okay, first of all, the hike was described as flat.  For some reason, I thought flat ground, not flat elevation.  The ground was super rocky.  It was so jagged and crooked that my knees and ankles started to hurt after awhile.  Then the bottom of my feet started to hurt from the hardness of the rocks.  I kept accidentally kicking the rocks, and it was so bone jarring I could feel it in my teeth.

The distance was supposed to be 12.3 miles, and that was not a problem for me.  It was the rocks.  The next time I go hiking I have to make sure the terrain is smooth.  I can do dirt, mud, grass, whatever.  The rocks?  No way.  I can even do hills, but not rocks.  Luckily, this group does a wide variety of hikes.  I should have no problem finding a hike that isn’t over a jagged mess of rocks.

But it was actually quite awesome.  I would not describe myself as a nature lover.  I like hiking because of the exercise.  It took us 7 hours to do 12.3 miles, including the breaks we took.

I was assed out tired by the time I got home.  I barely had the strength to boil an egg for dinner.  I had signed up to do a night hike around the monuments to see them under the full moonlight of the supermoon but there was no way in the universe I would have the energy to do that.  Instead I went to bed.

Sunday
I made it into the office to do those extra hours and then I came home to sleep my life away.  I also finished all the Netflix movies I had.  By 3PM I was tired of laying around so I decided to do some exploring.  I went to Lake Elkhorn in Columbia, only I was trying to get to Sewells Pond.  I thought I followed the map correctly but apparently I went left when I should have gone right.  I ended up at Lake Elkhorn, which I did not know existed.  I’m glad I found it because I’ve seen it several times from the highway and I didn’t know what it was.  I like little paths like this.  They are also great places to run, especially in the evening hours.  There are always plenty of people around and it’s easy to mark your miles.

I stayed out there for a few hours and then came home to clean up the house that was become too cluttered for my likes.  I also decided to try out this kebab place that’s in the neighbourhood.  Ugh.  Never again.  It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve ever eaten.  It was actually okay, but the problem is that the woman was so extraordinarily rude.  There was a customer in front of me who didn’t speak English well.  She was screaming at him that he had to sign his receipt or she wouldn’t get paid.  “You sign.  Sign this, or we don’t get money!”  The guy was clearly confused.  When it was my turn, she took my order with a stony face like I was ordering surgery or something.  Then after I paid, I changed my mind but it was going to be the same price, and I noticed that she was just getting the food from some pre-made pans anyway.

I said, “Can I have the bread instead of the rice?”  She said, “I already made your plate.”  Okay, but you didn’t hand me the food yet.  Can’t you just put the rice back in the pot and give me the bread that’s sitting right there?  Why is that hard?  Then she said, “Why you didn’t say this before?”  Okay, I didn’t know that I wanted bread until I saw how good it looked.  She made such a big deal that I said, “Okay, I’ll just buy some extra bread.”  “Yeah, you pay for it.”  I started to be like, “Bitch, keep your bread,” but you don’t fight rudeness with more rudeness, and besides she still had my food.

When I got home, the food did not look as good as it did in the restaurant.  The lamb was not spicy.  Not even pretend spicy.  I don’t think she gave me spicy lamb.  It was overcooked.   The spinach looked like laundry.  It was not good.  For food that only passable and her shitty ass attitude, I won’t be going back.

I thought about making this a three day weekend, but I think I’ll save that for later on.  It’s going to be dreary and cooler this week, but I’m still going to get something out of it.  I have a lunch date later this week (not with Debonair), so we’ll see how this goes and it’s also time for cherry blossoms.

 

Misadventures of the Village Idiot #57

This was definitely a weekend of “I was supposed to….” I had all these plans for a glamorous weekend but I ended up canceling a whole lot of them.

Friday
Friday after I got off work I was so damn tired that I barely had the strength to fall over onto my couch.  I was supposed to go to the Hell Ball at Bound, but even a three hour nap could not restore my energy.  I ended up with a foreign film Raise the Red Lantern.  It was excellent, about a woman who becomes the fourth wife in a household full of vipers.  I stayed up to watch that but I crashed soon afterward.

Saturday
So, Saturday I was supposed to run a 5K with the Lunkheads, but my dumb ass forgot to register when I was at work.  I didn’t even remember that I had failed to register until Friday at 10PM.  When I logged on to the website registration was already closed.  The page didn’t say anything about race day registration so I decided to take a chance.

#fail

Basically I drove all the way out there for nothing.  And that shit wasn’t even close to home at all.  I should have ran the race anyway even though I would not get an official time or bib number but I didn’t think of that until everyone was assembled at the start line.  I hung out for a little while and I ran into someone from our unit.  I didn’t know he was a runner like that.  He wasn’t participating in this race, but he did the Army 10 Miler, which I wanted to do.

I was disappointed to not race because I wanted to see how I would do in back to back races.  I raced with Lunky on Thursday for the Monster Dash at our job.  I turned in my best 5K time ever and I wanted to see if I would do better or worse on a second race.  Oh well, better luck next time.

After the race I was supposed to go down to the National Mall to participate in the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.  This was a failure due to poor planning.  The 5K was so far away that it took forever to get home.  I kept running into pockets of heavy traffick and construction.  By the time I got home it was after 12 and the rally started at 12.  I can be late to that sort of thing but I had some things I needed to do before I left.  My intention was to be home by 11, do what I needed to do and be on the metro at 12.  By the time I finished taking care of some business, it was 130 and I was like, fuck it.  I just ended up on the couch watching the rally via streaming video.

Since I didn’t get a run in, I did a light walk and some weight lifting and I crashed out on the couch watching Jurassic Park and Harry Potter.  I have to get through all the Harry Potter films before November 19 when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I releases.  You know I’m into that.

I laid up all afternoon and most of the evening until it was time to go to the Hallowe’en party at midnight.  I dressed up in my Antoine Dodson gig again.  Being that the crowd was younger, mostly everybody knew who I was.  I didn’t compete in the costume contest though, because I’m not really into that.  The girl who came as Zombie Lady GaGa won.  It was a nice costume.

It was a pretty interesting evening.  I kept getting hit on by drunk guy dressed up like the gestapo.  I’ve been coming to this club pretty often for the past eight years, that’s how long it’s been in operation.  He says he’s never seen me before, but I’ve definitely seen him.  He tried to offer me candy but I don’t take candy from strangers.  He tried to buy me a drink but I definitely don’t accept drinks from strangers.  Then he says, “Can I extract liquid from you?”  What?  Uh, no.  Thanks anyway.  Then he comes back later with a handful of chocolate and says, “I like chocolate.  No, I really like chocolate.” I’m happy for you.  Now get lost.

I stayed out pretty late and got home around three something in the morning.  I slept in late even though I was supposed to get up and do 8 miles and then head into work to make up for some lost hours.  I did the eight miles, but work?  I don’t think so.  That’s just a loss.  Oh well, I can stand to be 4 hours short on my paycheck.  I ended up over Maq’s instead but staying up all night long and then running 8 miles is very draining. I  meant to hang out much longer but I was starting to fall asleep plus I was starving.  I was supposed to go to brunch with my women’s circle and that was the plan for when I left Maq’s house but I went straight home.

I laid up on the couch with a delicious steak and two glasses of Malbec.  As much as I love to eat out there’s nothing better than home cooked food.  I watched Black Book this World War II spy film about a Jewish woman spying for the Dutch resistance and falling in love with a captain in the SS.  It turned out to be way better than I expected.  I also watched the second Harry Potter and then I fell asleep.

I had been contemplating going to a costume party in Baltimore, but after careful consideration I decided that I did not want to make the drive for something I really don’t want or need in my life.

Now it’s Monday and I don’t have anything to look forward to this weekend because it’s drill and a long one and I have to stay over night and everything just sucks.

Misadventures of the Village Idiot #53

For it to be a relatively quiet weekend, I am sure beat up real bad.  When I woke up this morning I thought I was rejuvenated but now I realise I’m not.

Friday
I had every intention of going to the movies to see Wall Street 2 but I never did make it off the couch.  Instead, I made a plate of pancakes and sat up all night watching foreign films on Netflix.  I think I watched three films.  I started with La Vie en Rose, the story about Edith Piaf, some French singer.  I didn’t think I would like it but I ended up being really into the movie.  I didn’t know she had such a fucked up life.

Then I watched a movie called The Page Turner.  This was also a French film.  It was about a young pianist trying to make it with this critical piano recital.  In the middle of her recital, one of the judges (who is a famous pianist) decides she would rather give autographs than listen to the girl play.  The girl gets distracted by the judge’s lack of attention and she messes up.  Because it was in French, I couldn’t exactly understand what it was she was going after, but it was important enough to ruin her career.  She goes on to have a regular life, becomes an intern at some law firm.  The lead attorney just so happens to be the husband of the judge who fucked her over.  So the girl somehow manages to get close to the family so she can exact her revenge.

It was pretty good.  Around 1AM I started to watch Red Cliff, a Chinese film but I couldn’t get into it.  I do like Chinese film, and I do like martial arts and epic battles, but this one was seriously lacking.  It was just a big ass battle, no drama, no character development.  What was the point of the film?  I don’t know.  Two Chinese generals fighting over something.  Whatever.  It was nowhere near as good as Farewell, My Concubine, a Chinese film that I watched last week.  That one was awesome.  If you’re into foreign film, I highly recommend but leave Red Cliff alone, unless you just want to watch two hours and thirty minutes of people riding around on horses with spears.

Saturday
I got up very early on Saturday to do my shopping.  It was hot as hell and I didn’t feel like being out in the heat.  I spent most of the afternoon lounging on my couch and trying to figure out what the fuck is up with my mail.  I’m either paranoid or someone is fucking with me.

I thought it was someone in the house, but now I think it’s the mailman.  It started with the Netflix.  I’ve been getting Netflix for years and whenever they say they are going to send me a movie, it always arrives on the day they say.  I’ve never had any problems until I moved to this house.  I started noticing the movies were coming late.  Netflix would say Thursday but they don’t arrive till Friday.

I thought it was someone in the house because I was supposed to get a movie on Wednesday and another one on Thursday.  On Wednesday there was no movie.  On Thursday, there were two movies, but the mail obviously looked like it came in two separate stacks.  I don’t know how to describe this, but when the mail comes in, whoever is home, just leaves it up on the mantle.  There were two separate stacks of mail on the mantle.  Why would you do that?

I wrote a nasty note to my housemates and this problem seemed to stop for a few months until last week.  Netflix said Monday but there were no movies on Monday.  Tuesday I came home VERY early.  My movies were on the mantle but the mailman hadn’t come with Tuesday’s mail yet.  So someone had my movies.  The strange thing is that the movies are never open.  So nobody is watching the movies, they are just hanging on to them for some strange reason.

On Saturday, I was supposed to get a movie.  I also had one to send out.  My mailman comes very early.  During the week he comes around 2PM and on Saturday, it’s like 11.  Around 1015, I go put my movie in the mailbox.  At 130, I go to check the mail.  The outgoing mail is still there.  No new mail.  The post office up the street closes at 2, so I walked up the street to put the mail in the box.  I like to keep my movies coming very quickly, back to back.  I want something new everyday.  If I didn’t put the movie in the mail on Saturday, it would go out on Monday and I wouldn’t get anything new until Wednesday.

The mailman never came.  So now I”m kinda confused about this whole situation.  Or maybe I’m just reading too much into the situation.  Maybe I need to do something better with my life than track my Netflix movies.  I don’t know.

Even though I had a race on Sunday morning, I really wanted to go out Saturday night.  I told myself that I would just stay out for a little while.  Not too late.  I had a great time at the club and I had to tear myself away so that I wouldn’t be out all night long.  I got home around 130, but I notice when I party on Saturday nights, I am never tired.  I don’t like going to bed right away.  I want to goof off on Facebook, watch a movie.  I like to stay up until 5 or 6 on Saturday.  I had to force myself to go to sleep and it wasn’t very good sleep.

So when 6AM Sunday morning hit, I was one hundred per cent… fucked (it’s from a song)

Sunday
Me and the Lunkheads were running the Navy 5 Miler at the Pentagon. It was a nice day for a race.  The heat is gone, thank God.  It was slightly raining.  Nice breeze.  No sun.  I thought I was going to be assed out tired from staying out the night before but once I started warming up, I began to feel better.  We were in the parking lot before the race, stretching and goofing off when some woman comes up to us.

This is the most bizarre shit ever.  I didn’t realise that some women could be so desperate.

She is a black woman and she’s like, “Hey, we have to stick together.”  There are some black racers, but not really.  There are Africans, but not regular black people, not a lot.  Sometimes when you see other black runners, it’s either muscle bound dudes or fat black women who join races because they want to lose weight.  You don’t see a lot of “professional” runners.  So this lady is like, “We got to stick together.”

Right away, she is smiling hard core at the Lunkheads.  I see where this is going real quick.  She is trying to get her game on.  More power to her since I am not interested in either one of those clowns.  They are the big brothers I have, but don’t really have and always wanted.  Then the woman says, “Don’t I know you?”  She said it to me and I thought she was just trying to include me in the conversation so she didn’t look desperate (too late).  But the crazy thing is that she did look vaguely familiar.

Turns out we worked together at BWI, but we didn’t really know each other.  We were always on different shifts and different locations.  So she capitalises on this very quickly.  She is also very good at what she does.  She scoped out the Lunkheads right away.  Got their names, job titles, marital status (sort of) and all other pertinent information.  Then I think she tried to figure out which, if any, one of them I was involved with.

She was very good at getting them to notice her.  She mentioned her body no less than 10 times.  She put it out there that she was single.  “If I had a boyfriend, he would be out here running with me!”  It became evident that she is not a runner, per se.  Then we noticed that there were an awful lot of very attractive women, who were all dolled up to run.  This girl had on makeup.  There were several other women who very obviously had boob jobs, running around in the parking lot in skin tight clothes.  It was strange.  I never noticed this before, and apparently neither did the Lunkheads.  I told them that maybe the races are meat markets.  You come out here, there’s bound to be healthy, in shape guys.  You know they have some money because they pay the expensive registration fees.  Military sponsored races always bring out contractors, civilians and military guys so maybe that’s what this is all about.

We do a lot of cheap-o races, but this is one of our first like, professional races and the crowd is totally different.  This wasn’t the type of race where the family comes out to push the kids around in a stroller, and this woman totally let us know that.  She followed us to the start line and ran with us for a little while, but we were faster and ended up at our own paces.

The race was good.  It had hills that kicked my ass, but I kept up a good pace and finished in 50:36, right behind Lunkhead #1.  I still can’t catch him and #2 is still no competition.  So we thought that was the end of her, but she had brought business cards that were stuck in her bra and they were all “warm and soggy from her body.”  Those were her words, not mine.  It became obvious which one she was interested in.  She said, “If I get separated from you guys, I’m just going to look for the one in orange.”

Hahahahah.  She gave him her card.

After we run we always go to breakfast.  We didn’t know any spots around there, but she did.  And they issued her an invite.  We all went to breakfast together, chatting and hanging out.  It was funny to me.  She invited us to a ski event, but mentioned hot tubs and all kinds of other mess.  Sounds like a bacchanalia to me.

Anyway, we all ended up exchanging phone numbers and business cards and such.  I’ll let you know if there’s any developing to this story.

When I got home, I slept my whole life away.  I was so tired.  I got on my couch at 11 and didn’t wake up till 4.  I ate some dinner, went for a walk and then came back home to play a little video games and then went back to sleep at like 830.

I thought I was well-rested but I’m not.  I wish I was back in bed again.