This is how you know you are too attached to non-living entities.
I broke my iPod today. Her name was iPrincess. She’s dead now. This makes me very sad. Hopefully I can take her to the iHospital (otherwise known as the Apple Store) and see if they can fix her. If not, I’m going to be very lonely for the next few minutes it takes me to get $300 to save up for a new one.