I have been deathly ill for the past four days. I tried to go to work on Thursday, only to turn right back around and get back in my bed. I slept almost 24 hours straight Thursday into Friday afternoon.
Today, I wake up and I feel like a human being. Tonight is the birthday extravagangza, which I’ve been really looking forward to. Ceciley and I had plans to hit the mall so that I could find a nice outfit. She is my new personal stylist.
But obviously, even after 4 days of medication, fluids and bedrest, I am not ready for public consumption.
I almost walked into glass at H&M. We walked around the mall for almost 3 hours straight. Ceciley had some things to get and I was at the end of my rope. I need to take a good nap before this shindig so I can be at the top of my game. I bought my dress at H&M and we were ready to leave. I was just walking and walking. I didn’t even see it.
Then Ceciley says, “Oh my God!” She grabbed my arm and pulled me away. At first, I had no idea what she was doing and then I realised… this is glass. Fragile human skin and glass do not mix.
If I would have went through that glass, I would have fell out onto the floor and pretended to have a seizure or something, just to live that down. There are mannequins in the window and everything, and I really almost walked into this big ass window glass display.
I need a nap.