Senseless Scribbling of an Idiot #33: This Is Why You’re Fat

Meet Kentucky Fried Chicken’s new Double Down.  This 540 calorie monstrosity will be making its way into stores April 12.  This thing is “so meaty, there’s no room” for bread.  It comes with two pieces of bacon, two slices of cheese, and the Colonel’s special sauce slopped between two pieces of fried chicken.  If you’re feeling slim, you can ge the grilled version instead.

Facts:  540 calories and 32 grams of fat (fried); 460 calories and 23 grams of fat (grilled.

Too much for you, well, then let’s go to Taco Bell and get a salad.  Salads are always healthful choices.  Under normal circumstances they are filled with delicious vegetables.  Taco Bell’s chicken ranch taco salad is technically a salad because there are some bits of wilted lettuce down at the bottom of an endless well of rice, beans, cheese and meat.

Fact:  910 calories and 54 grams of fat.  But you can get reduced fat sour cream and that might help a little… a little.

And for all my friends that love Chipotle, let’s get a 13″ tortilla, smothered in rice and black beans, with some steak and tomatoes, cheese, of course and we can’t forget the sour cream.  Mmmm, so yummy!

Fact:  970 calories and 38 grams of fat!

This is why you’re a pig beast.  Have a nice day.


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