I just read on CNN that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or throw up. It’s not that I’m against older women marrying younger men, or older men marrying younger men, it’s just that they seem very gross together. While Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher seem to go well together like bread and butter, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are like ketchup and jelly.
This is a disaster of epic proportions.