Crap the Kid Says #2

The kid and I were having dinner just now.  I gave him a chicken sausage and two pieces of chicken I barbequed over the weekend.  He was chowing down.

I feel sorry for the chickens.  They get killed and it tastes delicious.

Crap the Kid Says #1

The kid and I were out for our evening walk last night.  We heard a rustle in the bushes.  I turned and saw a deer.  The kid started screaming and he ran off.  When I caught up with him, I said, “What the hell is wrong with you?”

He said, “I thought it was a tiger.”

Oh, okay, because tigers are usually roaming freely in suburban Maryland.

Then a leopard or a panther or something.