I don’t like potatoes. I don’t care about the environment. Sense and Sensibility is my favourite movie. I like things that smell like cake. I collect snowglobes. I don’t like hip hop music. My grandmother collected pennies. I wish I grew up in medieval times. I take my iPod with me everywhere I go. I don’t like children. I grew up abroad. I’m scared of large groups of black people. I didn’t learn how to drive until I was 22. I was a debutante. I wish I had red hair. I like slutty romance novels. I don’t have a boyfriend. I don’t know how to swim even though I grew up on an island. I’ve been to Gila Bend, Arizona. I know how to count in several languages. I frequently watch Jeopardy! I am in the military. I like fancy British people movies. I have never voted in a presidential election. I have never been to Canada. I want a weimaraner. I don’t think babies are cute. I think people should have to have a license to reproduce. I support the death penalty. I am a gun owner. I don’t drink soda. I used to take martial arts. I know how to play chess. I don’t like people who don’t read and write well. I am working on a novel. I like to eat butter. My parents are still married. I always wear black. I love the opera. My favourite incense is Kush. I love ice cream. I know where Tonga is. I know a dirty word in Tagolog. I’m not afraid of bugs. I am Muslim. I love Chinese food. I have two nephews. I’m learning how to play the piano. I don’t believe in the institution of marriage. I have been to Alaska. I think illegals should be deported. I used to be a debt collector. I like tofu burgers. I want to visit space. I was a spelling bee champion. I can’t sleep without a fan. I have never been to a funeral. I have never been to a wedding. I am debt-free. I am 5 pounds overweight. I used to go to raves. I have a bachelor’s degree. I’m addicted to online social networking. I practise yoga. I eat expensive chocolates. I don’t care if I hurt people’s feelings. I want to be a New York Times best seller. I wish I could have studied music in college. I wanted to be an opera singer. I am an oenophile. I think Catholics practise idolatry. If I were rich I would buy a yacht. I don’t know how to play tennis. I want to run a marathon. I want to go to Europe. I don’t like Africans. I am of Ethiopian descent. My hair is natural. I use rechargeable batteries. My mom and I are working on our relationship. I have a deadbeat dad. I have only ever loved one person. I eat several eggs everyday. I’m a part-time vegetarian. I love spinach. I am abstinent. I party almost every weekend. I was a Nirvana fan as a teenager. My parents wouldn’t let me learn to play the cello. I have read all the Harry Potter books. I wish I were a vampire. I am a Trekkie. I hate Twilight. I have had pneumonia twice. I can run a mile in eight minutes. I like to use profanity. I am competitive. I’m a republican. I like being irrational. I don’t eat swine. I like drama. I hold grudges. I never forget. I write everything down. I collect quotes. I like tattoos. I’m learning Spanish. I don’t like reality TV. I want to learn the Argentine tango. I’m not a feminist. I wish people would refer to me as “Miss.” I don’t recycle. I like to travel. Me and my friends were the “mean girls” in high school. I haven’t talked to those friends since high school. I was a military brat. I don’t get attached. I’m heartless. I’m cold-blooded. I believe in vengeance. I believe in God. I worry about my soul. I’m scared to die. I want to be cremated. I sing in the shower. I have never been on a cruise. I like to read the dictionary. I like to read the Bible. I feel sorry for atheists. I don’t like to wear pants. I used to be atheist. I like to write.